I solved a decades old question and wanted to post it here for all those of you questioning your sexuality.
I needed to pick something up at Target and didn’t know where the closest one to my house was, so I did what everyone does in this situation, I asked my phone.
Except I pronounced it “Tarjay” – you know, Target’s classier twin brother store.
Here’s what my T-mobile G2 spit out off the voice search:
As it turns out, you’re not born gay after all. Apparently, you have to navigate there.
I’m getting an i-Phone next time.