When you’re cruising around town, windows down, and your dog sticks his head out into the wind – doesn’t he look so happy?
It doesn’t matter if you’re doing 5 miles per hour or 50, that damn dog is having the time of his life. There’s no holding him back, and nothing between him and the world.
Just the open road, and enough wind to flap his gums and send slobber flying everywhere. Pure bliss!
This is a stark contrast to the kind of ride your precious little baby receives. Poor guy has to sit in the back, strapped in tight with little to no movement, and with nothing to look at other than your crappy velour fabric interior. Maybe, if he’s lucky, and depending on the type of car you have, he can peek out the corner of the window and try to make out shapes of items as they whiz by.
What’s worse, is If you’ve got one of those car seats with the air cushions like we do, you know-for extra safety, he probably can’t see anything past those damn wing flaps, making his ride even more miserable. It’s a wonder our kids don’t cry every minute they’re strapped into the back seat.
That’s why Daddy by Default has created The Around Towner! Why put your baby in the back when he can ride in the front – the way up front, in the newest, most stylish car seat to hit the market: The Around Towner!
The Around Towner is made of poly-bicarbonate steel, the same stuff used in the international space station, which makes it super light-weight, nick resistant, and absolutely rust proof. It has also been tested by the Highway Safety Bureau of the Phillipines,where it received a 5 star rating and a parent recommend.
Your child’s quiet sobs turn into s#!t eating grins when he’s buckled into The Around Towner and experiencing exactly what you see – only closer! The Around Towner comes standard with two-tone handlebars which can turn freely, giving your child the sensation that he is actually driving the car.
The adjustable front mounting bracket fits to any size vehicle, and folds down to stow away neatly in your trunk. For even more safety, The Around Towner features a proximity warning device which beeps if you get too close to the vehicle in front of you, and includes both front and side airbags, which deploy from the center console of the handlebars in the event of a head on collision.
The first 25 people to purchase The Around Towner will receive the optional Windguard X-5, which acts as a bug shield, and cuts down on child cleanup when you’ve arrived at your destination.
Why put your baby in the back when he can ride in the front-the WAY up front with The Around Towner!
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