Dad Humor

Humorous articles and posts on any and every topic of interest to dads. Funny pictures, crazy products (some which don’t even exist yet), and articles that are so stupid you wont believe I actually took the time to write them down. But then again, being a new father, you might have experienced some of this stuff yourself. You’ll also find out how I got baby poop in my hair, and why at some point you probably will too!

Zone Defense Babysitting

If you are one of the millions of families throwing a Superbowl party this year, but are worried about keeping your babies safe with so many people in your home, it’s time you learn about Zone Defense Babysitting. If you are a fan of football (and basketball too) you are familiar with the concept of [...]

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3 Simple Rules to Live By - New Years Resolutions that Work

3 Simple Rules to Live by in 2012

Don’t you just get tired hearing about your coworkers New Years resolutions? Do you actually know anyone who sticks to the promises they make to themselves with the turn of each new January calendar page? I don’t. In my experience, New Years resolutions are just about as realistic as the diet we all plan to start…tomorrow, [...]

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Why Married Men Do Not Moisturize

Why Married Men Don’t Moisturize

Last night I was laying in bed, playing with a few new apps on the Ipad. When my wife finished pumping she came to bed and tried snuggling up to get warm, a fairly common routine, since I’m the human heater. In doing so, she rubbed against my elbows, which as of late, have been [...]

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Beware of Stranger Danger

Protect Your Kids from Stranger Danger!

When I was a kid, my parents taught me not to talk to strangers.  They said that if someone approached me, and I didn’t know who they were, that I should run away. They said it didn’t matter if it was an adult, someone that looked like an authority, like a doctor or fireman, or [...]

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Daddy by Default Says No to Potty Training

If You’re Happy and You Know It S#!T Your Pants!

I used to think potty training was immensely interesting, and that was to say I found it interesting that one had to “train” a child to use a toilet when he needed to relieve himself. After the last few days, I have completely changed my tune, but it’s not what you think. More on that [...]

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The Unbreakable Collar - Baby Products that Don't Exist, But Should

Baby Products That Don’t Exist, But Should #5 – The Unbreakable Collar

Most children under 2 years old like to be held, especially by their mommy or daddy.  If they hear a strange noise, they run to you. If they see something that scares them, or when they’re hungry, tired, bored, or need changed – they want to be picked up. And what’s the first thing they [...]

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List of Email Scams and How to Avoid Them

Email Scams and How to Avoid Them

Our parents’ generation has a love/hate relationship with computers and everything that goes along with them; like using a mouse, downloading pictures from digital cameras, that funny little thing called the interwebs, and, of course, email. I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve reinstalled windows on my dad’s computer after bloatware and viruses [...]

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10 Ways to Know If You're a Child of the 90's

10 Ways to Know If You’re a Child of the 90′s

I was born in the mid-70′s, and my formative years really spanned two decades, the 80′s and the 90′s.  I probably associate more with being a child of the 80′s, but many of my fondest memories are from the 90′s. I had alot of fun writing the article, 10 Ways to Know if You’re a [...]

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Bad Birthday Ideas #2 - Dirty Diaper Pinata

Bad Birthday Party Ideas #2 – Dirty Diaper Pinata

This is the second entry in the Bad Birthday Ideas series. Be sure to check out Bad Birthday Idea #1: Baby Racing. Plans for our daughter’s first birthday party are progressing and we’ve narrowed in on a guest list. It’s looking like about 10 kids, plus 20 parents, so about 30 people altogether.  We’re almost two weeks away [...]

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Baby White Russian: 1 Part Vodka, 1 Part Kahlua, 2 Parts Breast Milk

Baby White Russian: 1 Part Vodka, 1 Part Kahlua, 2 Parts Breast Milk

The word “pump” for most men conjures up images of gas stations and greasy oil change attendants. The words “breast pump” are completely foreign to us, and if you asked fifty men about it, I think 49 would probably find the process of using a breast pump rather odd.  I should clarify: I mean men [...]

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Bad Birthday Party Ideas

Bad Birthday Party Ideas

My daughter will turn 1 year old in just a few weeks, and we’re trying to come up with some good birthday party ideas. It always cracks me up when I read about extravagant birthday parties that go way over the top like: people who invite a few hundred of their “closest” friends anything with [...]

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Baby Products That Don't Exist, But Should #4: The Third Hand

Baby Products that Don’t Exist, But Should #4 – The Third Hand

Raising a child takes patience, and alot of hands. How many times have you exclaimed in frustration “I’m only one person,” or “I only have two hands” when trying to complete even the most basic tasks like changing a diaper, or holding all the gear at the park while trying to make sure your kid doesn’t [...]

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Are You Gay?

Are You Gay?

I solved a decades old question and wanted to post it here for all those of you questioning your sexuality. I needed to pick something up at Target and didn’t know where the closest one to my house was, so I did what everyone does in this situation, I asked my phone. Except I pronounced [...]

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